You know you’re a mommy when…
*your “ride” has Cheerios encrusted into the floor mats.
*parts of you jiggle that should be illegal.
*Aerial and Prince Eric kissing actually make you blush these days.
*”hot night of crazy fun” means pillow-fights with the kids.
*your bikini suddenly feels too revealing.
*the term booty-call involves wiping the stink off your toddler.
*the word sex is either spelled, whispered, written on a post-it or just a fond memory.
*the thought of “shots” no longer requires a designated driver.
*Victoria’s secret really is just that. Victoria, the bossy little girl next door who refuses to include your daughter in the secret handshake she made up.
*P.D.A. becomes your child clinging to your leg and your tank top being yanked down to your knees revealing your firm and perky sagging boobs to innocent bystanders.
*a “quickie” stands for frozen pizza for dinner.
*every five minutes of the day you hear the word pee, poop, butt or butt-crack (yeah, you know about our kids with THAT one).
*being naughty these days precedes a time-out.
*you find yourself singing the Dora and Diego song in the shower.
*you actually know exactly how many more days until the release of the next Hannah Montana movie.
*”bottom’s up” now equates to a diaper change.
and finally…
you know you’re a mommy when
your child can melt your heart like no one else in the whole world!
Awwww….mommy-hood! Gotta love it!
Awww, so cute…and a scream!
Ha! I’ve actually been caught singing a kid’s theme song. My kids were staring at me with wide eyes & then I realized I was singing it outloud & the show wasn’t on.
that is so right…
but, i agree most on the part where you said..
your child can melt your heart…
they also can make your tiredness from work fade away… make you smile any minute of the day…
they are like angels that makes things seem okay, make you strong at your weakest..
being a mommy is a miracle and a gift from God…
I could not agree more with you! What a gift they truly are, indeed
Awww, how cute! I can’t wait
I’m just finally getting over here to check out your site since you told me about it on twitter (sorry!), but I love it! Just added it to my RSS feed
Yay!! Thanks for coming to visit…me luvs it! Yes, baby Dickey will forever change your heart!